That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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