Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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