school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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