In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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