so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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