I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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