shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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