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careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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