this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Pooping to opera.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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