Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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