I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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