Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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