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Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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