wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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