New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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