I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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