Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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