You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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