Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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