they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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