Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
