dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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