so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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