Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It was confusing and full of hummus
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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