You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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