dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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