I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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