I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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