My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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