Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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