That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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