We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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