we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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