honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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