I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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