After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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