dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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