aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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