So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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