I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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