Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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