You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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