bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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