And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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