Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I wear drunk well.
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