Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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