that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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