It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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