): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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