Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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