Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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