my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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