bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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